Trader Todd’s Dual-Stage Karaoke Haven

Somewhere between the wreckage of a Hemingway hangover and the echo of a Jimmy Buffett chorus, there lies a place that doesn’t just invite you to sing — it demands it. Trader Todd’s is no mere bar. It’s a schooner run aground in the heart of the city, still ringing with the laughter, legends, and full-throated ballads of wayward pirates, ex-lounge singers, and bold-hearted adventurers with a mic in one hand and a rum punch in the other.

On Fridays, Saturdays, and even the occasional rogue Thursday, Trader Todd’s offers two stages — yes, two — as if one could ever be enough. From Open to Close, karaoke reigns like a tropical storm, unpredictable and exhilarating. Whether you're a seasoned crooner or a brave first-timer, your name belongs on that list. Just ask the crew — any of them will guide you, as if passing down a sacred chart — or make your way to the stage like you’ve done it a hundred times before.

Legend has it that Trader Todd himself discovered this karaoke paradise after a particularly long voyage aboard his boat, The Portofino. Somewhere between Key West and the sunset, he imagined a place where the mic is always hot, the drinks are always cold, and the night never says no. Now, that dream is yours too.

What are you waiting for?