THE COLONY — High Tea, Low-Key Revenge

THE COLONY

High Tea — Low-Key Revenge
A Hangry Berliner Pop-Up | Thursday, 15 January 2026 | 16:00–20:00

Let’s talk scones and self-awareness.

The Colony is a playful, provocative high-tea experience that reimagines Britain’s most beloved ritual through a South Asian lens. It’s part reflection, part rebellion, and fully dipped in cardamom, masala, and post-empire humour.

This isn’t Bridgerton cosplay.
This is edible decolonisation — warm, spicy, a little uncomfortable, and very delicious.

Inspired by the Empire Podcast (Anita Anand & William Dalrymple), diaspora stories, and the lingering aftertaste of imperialism, The Colony invites you to sip, snack, and squirm… in the most delightful way.

Tickets Include

• Full high-tea menu
• Gin & chai welcome drink
• All-day snacks and storytelling
• A space to unlearn, laugh, and eat beautifully

Gratuity not included — reparations are emotional, tips are financial.

Hosted By — Hangry Berliner

Hani Naveed (@hangryberliner)
Self-taught chef, cooking at the intersection of diaspora identity, history, humour, and carbs.